Well, this weekend sucked eggs! I couldn’t go anywhere because I’m sans car, Hoboken seems overly crowed these days and I called three “friends” only to have them not call me back! What the f?! Is this my life?

Friday I watched this documentary called Grey Gardens. Amazon.com describes it as: “Meet Big and Little Edie Beale-high society dropouts, mother and daughter, reclusive cousins of Jackie O. -thriving together amid the decay and disorder of their ramshackle East Hampton mansion”

I call it one crazy flick! But it was very entertaining.

Saturday I woke up and watched something that I can’t remember. After that I walked up to the laundry mat and did my laundry. My new phone really came in handy here. I played Jacks or Better to kill time. And I made a couple of calls. I set my phone up with a wacky ringtone. Whenever someone calls me, the 50 Cent tune, In Da Club kicks in. At least I think it does, I haven’t actually fielded a call on it yet. Damn.

Saturday night I watched Easy Rider for the millionth time — Now and forever, a classic.

Sunday I woke up and watched some tube. I wanted to clean my apartment but didn’t know where to start. I ended up tearing my bedroom apart. I moved stuff around only to figure out that it was perfect before I started. I ended up moving my bed a few inches.That was two hours I’ll never get back.

Sunday night I went for a walk, well, to be perfectly honest, I had to walk in order to get my dinner. I never made it to the A & P this weekend.

Those new Apple music commercials are the worst.The Worst!

King of the Hill was great last night. That’s a damn funny show. I can relate to Hank Hill.

That’s it!

God Bless America.